Christianity Rules

Continued from Evolution Beginning .   Life on Earth Bangists openly believe to have originated in the form of chains of amino acids which could perpetuate themselves.   Obeying thusly a seeming imperative to be there (the official story is that they were there either because of Lord Randomus [Bangist Christianity] or Lord Jesus [Jesusian Christianity]), they became single-celled organisms.   Contra today’s preferred “selfish gene” dogma, chains of amino acids perpetuating themselves in muddy Earthly pools would have done a far greater service to genes than more-complex lightforms that could walk, talk, and suffer existential crises because they can’t find someone and thus they never reproduce.   Genes which came into existence because of a coincidentally selfish focus only on perpetuation would have produced results extremely different than what we see.   Ergo a “selfish gene” would not have chosen the path of life on Earth, ergo the gene was not the ...

See, the thing about Jesus is—oh, right.    Blogging.   Many humans (particularly Usicans) are shocked and/or amused by records of the Scopes Monkey Trial, or other occurrences of Usicans (U.S. people) denying that biological evolution has occurred rather than creationism.    What those people were/are doing—the antagonists in the story of the Scopes Monkey Trial; in insisting that Jesusian creationism is true—are usually lampooned as some kind of aberrant, old-fashioned type of crazy people exhibiting a behavior in which modern, educated humans do not engage.    However, it is recurrently engaged in by rich, powerful, famous, educated etc. modern people.    Just as the imagination of epicycles was insisted upon by purportedly intelligent and freethinking people preferring to believe in universalism, Scopes Monkey Trial-type defenses of universalism are commonly exhibited by humans.    Very modern, very learned, purportedly very int...