We Are Better Now

So I was thinking about Jesus yesterday.  It was so amazing thinking about Him in just His True Loincloth that after I had gone into my room and shut the door to pray for a while, how He did it all just to be with me, I—oh, right; the blog.  There are new Christians now, non-Jesus ones, and I have to respect that.  

Anyway, see how crazy and wrong Ists are?  Watching them chant like apes (which is what their non-Jesus screeds really are like) proves it.  Denying understanding of evolution is so bad!  They are so, so, so so so stupid!  If they just found Jesus, or found Science—whichever you like—they would be much better.  Probably they thought their nonsense-stuff in between having vigorous but un-creative sex with their relatives in a trailer somewhere.  Not somewhere that might be okay, like New York City or Chicago or San B4++f4ck0 rather San Francisco, but somewhere really rural.  

Everyone knows that the victors write history, but good Christians know that as of now the victors are always honest and complete when they say what happened.  That is how you can tell that you are right: that everyone the victors say is smart and properly informed understands that certain things happened and that those things happened in certain ways.  This understanding helps you know what the past was like and how the future needs to be.  It is really stupid and ignorant to believe anything else.  If you doubt what history says, you are a bad person.  And in Nazi-Ville, you can go to prison, and maybe in the U.S. soon you can once there are enough completely random school shootings caused by White people to get rid of that pesky Constitutional Amendment.  It is definitely Lee Harvey Oswald doing those.  

To understand the past properly is really important.  So, these very good people spend a lot of time making sure that (as they are responsible and decent losers who were completely marginalized by history) you, the winners, understand what happened.  You need to understand what great winners you are, and to whom you have been really mean and unfair before, so that you understand why they deserve a lot of your money.  And maybe you will have to kill people or die for them.  

Got it?  Your ancestors were such amazing winners, and so cruel and rude about how they won, that you need to give the losers’ heirs some back.  This shows what a good person you are.  If you don’t want to give them some of those winnings you inherited through evil, it only goes to show what greedy trash you are.  You should be ignored forever.  Preferably after having bad things happen to you.  Like I said before, we’re working on it.  

Sometimes, you hear about really bad things happening, and a lot of people dying for reasons that don’t, within the conventional narrative, seem to make sense--such as a democracy engaging in an act of violence when democracies are the most peaceful governments.  What you need to get is that it was an unavoidable tragedy.  It was brought about by a combination of White Supremacists (W.S.), or possibly by Misguided Arabs Who Just Don’t Get It (M.A.).  And Istism and other bad things of that sort, and absolutely never and in no way due to any group of humans advancing its own interests.  It’s really unfortunate that the lack of evidence makes Ists say things.  If you don’t get it that those things happened the way the formal stuff says they happened, you are stupid and evil.  

To better understand Ists, I need to really figure out what makes them tick.  Also tock.  Thus, I must explore things from the Ist perspective, which is distasteful but which helps us understand Istism and thereby end it.  If you are still confused, so much so that you think I really believe those things, you are a Nazi.  Whoops, I mean neo-Nazi.  

Most people before used to believe in really ridiculous things, but we’re better now.  We have had more evolution and really changed.  You can trust that we’re different.  Let it be stated again so it is very clear: science has found that Jesus did not actually exist and that certain other suffering did exist.  Because of that, some people are scientific and not at all Christian.  

(It is a personal choice if a good man wishes to bend over in prayer to Jesus and accept being filled by His Grace.  There is great stuff for girls to do too, including prizes and desserts!)  

Sometimes, it might seem like things haven’t changed much.  People, such as Ists, often claim that humans are still humans.  They say that certain types of humans (Ists call ’em “White people”) have a tendency to need to believe in certain things very much.  That most White people need to insult, exclude, and otherwise treat unpleasantly other people more like themselves (other White people) who don’t believe in those things.  Ists say that this tendency of those humans has not changed over the years.  Naturally, to even discuss this tendency is fraught with social peril, because White people get very mad and defensive over certain things.  

Those Ists are wrong to let Ists make them worry about that.  The things humans did wrong before, we do not do now.  We are better now, got it?  It’s completely different.  All of the good former people you have heard of, like Galileo Galilei, were heroic underdogs who agreed with us, but that kind of thing has changed.  Now people who are in the minority are wrong.  People saying unpopular things now are bad and evil and just don’t get it.  And stupid and wrong.  They also smell bad.  And are really immoral and bad in every possible way.  When Ists say stuff that contradicts the things I say, they are not like Galileo again.  Galileo being then unpopular and now vindicated means nothing.  

Unfortunately, Galileo was a racist.  That kind of applies to all of the official smart people before a certain point.  Like, Darwin too.  And Isaac Newton and stuff.  Racists all.  Due to lack of proper education.  So you need to pay more taxes for foreign aid and official government education so that racist monsters like Galileo, Darwin, and Newton et al. don’t take over the world.  There'd be all these nice inventions, but it would be bad because Jesus said ALL people had the same Father!  It would be so bad if Earthlings had never been blessed by Jesus' egalitarianism!  

Those people before may have been smart about some things, but just couldn’t figure out how nice it was for ALL men to shut their eyes and bend over to be filled by Jesus' Grace or dip their heads forward to privately think of putting your head into His lap so He would have a Second Coming right into your mouth.  This dearth in the understanding of inventors of old was caused by various factors, such as OMIGOD LOOK OVER THERE A BLUE CAR!!!@~$($*&@#  

The point is, you have to realize that all those famous smart White men were wrong about racial stuff.  Wrong.  (Plus they were stealing all their fancy ideas from empowered special-needs differently abled weight-challenged Black lesbians.)  

Ists remind you that a lot of humans long ago used to believe stupid things, and they would get really mad if you questioned their beliefs.  We mean, really mad: they would kill people, and torture people in really creative and extra-horrible ways, if those people didn’t say they agreed with them.  A lot of humans might’ve sort of disagreed with them, once, but we don’t know, because the people who did all the killing and torturing tended to destroy records that they didn’t like.  

That doesn’t happen anymore.  Our records now are all good, and we know what really happened.  Like I said, we’re better now.  The way our respected institutions say things are is really the way things are.  People might’ve thought that before, but they were wrong and we are right now.  I mean we are correct now.  They probably thought then that they were really smart and advanced and they thought that they were not at all wrong, but they were wrong.  Our knowledge that things are now advanced and correct is accurate.  It’s not like what happened before could be happening now.  Besides, all those little boys were lying because they were repressed homophobes who secretly wanted those priests.  

Earlier, Ists said the victors write history but I remind you that as of now the victors are always honest and complete when they say what happened.  Because of this honesty, we know what really happened and how we are so correct now.  This, however, is only true about now.  And like the past 112 sometimes 245 or so years ago.  Before that, lots of people—huge supermajorities of them—were, we found out, really lying, mistaken, and/or incomplete.  Now, though, the things you hear from the majority are true, except that they don’t have the right idea about Jesus though they’ve at least figured out He’s right about other stuff like Genesis beginning everything and the Middle East being really important.  Again like I said, that is how you can tell that you are right: that everyone smart understands that certain things happened and that those things happened in certain ways.  This understanding helps you know what the past was like and how the future needs to be.  If I say it is stupid or irresponsible or outright bad to try to see something differently, then you shouldn’t try to see that something differently.  There is nothing to “figure out.”  

The real difference between now and then is we’re better now.  We use saiunce and are really smart, therefore we are right and know that we are really wise and that the ones before were wrong.  The basic way that we conceive of the world is now all right we mean all correct.  

In a thousand years, people will, for the first time ever, look back on the people now and marvel at how correct and great we were.  They will be amazed by how civil and understanding we were when someone disagreed with us.  Our basic ideas about history, the nature of the united verse, and so forth, will be so instructive to them.  They will think we were great, and that nothing we are sure of now was incorrect.  

Our philosophy of goodness and rightness will be the same as theirs, because future information can only validate how right and great we are now.  This means that everything that future generations think about this era will reflect our greatness and rightness.  As you have seen, Ists disagree with this because they are Obviously Complete Wrong (“O.C.W.”) and do Everything Bad in the World (“E.B.W.”).  

If you are stupid and don’t get it, the military might unfortunately have to send a drone to your neighborhood.  I would be really sad that circumstances had forced them to accidentally unfortunately kill your neighbor’s children.  To make up for it, their cousins can have sex with each other in a trailer park.  Fair?  If you don’t think it’s fair, then Jesus will make you be tortured forever, perhaps by being burned in magic ways so you’re always alive so you can keep hurting.  Instead of that happening, do you want to be free and independent and informed enough to agree with us?  

It is good you use your free will the right way.  Which we knew you would because of saiunce.  The record can show how we were so good we always let you make a choice about everything.  

People’s perceptions have been wrong before, but are now right.  Sometimes, people thought they were right before, but they were wrong.  This time, though, we are really right and we are different.  That is why being alive now is special and different.  Anyone who thought that before was completely wrong, but we are not.  

There are sometimes people now who disagree with the official story.  In the past, there were people who disagreed with the people in charge.  As I already mentioned, those disagreers often got tortured and/or killed.  This can show you how very seriously people took in what they said they believed.  But we are different; we are now better.  Because we don’t kill people for disagreeing with us.  If some good government kills them, it is because of some good reason.  Like that they had lived some years ago within a few km of someone who that government says helped terrorists.  (This proves that we are not living in a Christian era like the Ists say.  They did crazy stuff in Y.O. like witch trials but we are completely different now.)  

You might get mad if someone says that the things you think are wrong; you might want to hurt or kill them.  Or, more mildly, you might just want to not give them a job or have things turn out badly for them.  Avoiding getting your hands dirty is nice, and you can accomplish that by being over there doing something else while helping create a mood that people who think certain things shouldn’t get jobs.  You might find it sad that those people are human like you but somehow don’t understand what is perfectly rational and obviously true.  All the officially smart people agree with you, so you must be right and the people who think wht you think are the wrong things must be wrong.  It seems the same, but it is entirely different now, because we are better now.  I keep trying to remind you of that!  

There are two major belief systems that many people have said they believed in even to the point of hurting and/or killing other people just to make their point.  These belief systems are killed excuse us called Christianity and Islam.  However, many people now are strong believers in saiunce and say that there is not an invisible man living in the sky!  It took their predecessors a lot of years, but they think “We figured that out.  We have airplanes.  We have been up there and have seen that there is not a wonderful place to live in the clouds where a father figure lives really caring about us all day.”  The people of Y.O. could not see this.  

(It is really sad that they don’t want Jesus behind them filling them with His rock-hard, very firm, manly Glory.  But at least they know that the Bible was right.)  

Some have suggested that humans have a tendency to act differently when in groups, and to conform themselves to what the group holds to be true without thinking about it in the way they would otherwise.  They say that this is very, very important to humans, because exclusion from a human group meant you might starve or get killed by a wild animal.  In the past, that might’ve been true, but right now, it only applies if people do something they really shouldn’t such as something immoral: we are better now.