Christianity Rules

Before the invasion by Christianity, Europe had a suitable punishment for people who sexually-abused children: capital punishment (that's what it can be called when a bunch of angry people push you into a bog and don't let you up).  Apparently, a supermajority of Euros still favor this punishment for that crime (there are lots of good reason that is appropriate, such as a thing about which sickos can think to prevent them from doing that--deterrent--but this post isn't about capital punishment).   The reason that Jesus’ forgiveness of everything was such a big deal when Christianity took over Europe in stages was that that was a cultural phenomenon that saying you loved an invisible sky man and getting forgiveness from him and/or his non-adult-doing holy men could make child sexual abuse not a capital crime, but instead something for which you could get forgiveness.  Among the many things that Christianity did to the land of its first victims (Europe), making child-sexual...

 Jesus.   Jesus Jesus Jesus.   Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus.   Je—oh, what’s that?   There should be more than that?   Okay; okay.   Have it your way.   It’s silly, because the Sky Rabbi (S.R.) is the beginning; the ending; the everything.   This is a Christian blog.   Christian.   In case you don’t know what Christianity is, I can enlighten you in much the same way that getting filled with Grace can have the effect of you being enlightened.   Christianity involves saying you believe that the Sky Rabbi created everything, that he whoops rather He was born from a woman who had never had sex (not even once, and yes she was married to a man who was definitely straight), and that He suffered a lot and died but then came back to life.   (For this achievement, He has also been called the Risen Rabbi, like so: R.R.)   His suffering was all for you.   And He died for you.   (See how that just happened?   How the “...

Jesus.   Jesus Jesus Jesus.   Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus.   Jesus.   If you take the square root of that number, you get Jesus   (if you focus on the right answer, sometimes you get Jesus Jesus Jesus which is the same right answer as Jesus).   Of course, you could factor in the equation for Jesus, and then you would just get Jesus.   Also, the equation has to take Jesus into account.   Basically Jesus.   Je—errr.   I should let the Ists speak some.   Here goes:   There have been human remains found in China, which remains date from before the official story says humans left Africa.   Many galactic clusters have been found, which date from billions of years before the official story says the Big Bang created everything.   There was never a Passion, anymore than there was a Christ, and yet many people have founded their entire moral system upon the idea of the Passion; of how good they are for recognizing that the Passio...

In the last post, I referenced murdering babies.  This sounds dramatic—too dramatic to be true—but mostly, people were not actually using guns on babies or even clubbing babies to death.  Rather, what happened was eliminating the caretaker(s) it was known damn well that baby needed to live.   Detail: imagine that the mom and dad are taking care of the baby in a house that is home.  Soldiers come, see everything, want the land on which the house is built, and so shoot the mother and father.  After this, they leave for a week.  What do you think happens to the baby when it gets no food or water (which might just be the same thing depending on the baby's age) for that week?  That’s right.  That is how babies are murdered: by eliminating their caretakers.   After that week, the area is cleaned and then new settlers show up and get some new land or a new house.  If anyone notices the missing adults, it is claimed that they were fighting....

Ist perspectives on  Star Wars  are as crazy as their counterparts on real things.    To remind you, this is a Christian blog, I love my earlier form as a “man” named Jesus, and I give space to the crazy bad perspectives of the people who believe ridiculous things only to better counter and oppose those things.    If you are actually confused into thinking that this blog or me myself are Ist(s), you are a Nazi and a bigot and lots of other bad things (which are all the same, really).    Anyway, Ists on  Star Wars:   Luke’s silly emotional tantrums in the original trilogy of  Star Wars  accomplished exactly nothing for people who were not heavily invested in the happenings of his family i.e. people.    They were presented as dramatic, but they accomplished nothing significant.    The real hero is Han Solo, and what he is explains why the story has been so pushed, as does his relationship with Leia—the story i...

Rap has been called a new art form.  It is not.  Rap is Scat.  Saying that rap is a new form of art is like making a stew and then selling it to people while telling them it is a new kind of food.  It is not; it is just a different recipe of stew.  A new recipe is indeed a new kind of stew, but it is not "new cooking."  There is nothing "new" about cutting up various vegetables and/or meat and cooking them for a while, then serving the mix.  Many recipes, in fact, are various forms of chopping up different items and serving them together.  Doing a new one of those is not making a new art form.   Scat was a type of music where short rhyming verbal components were compiled as a finished product.  These components were assembled, and often the human voice was used in rhythmic formation--such as having the human voice serve as a percussion instrument (by providing a "beat").  Selling rap as a new kind of art because it involved sho...

OK, I was going to be quiet for a while because I’m sooooo busy saving handsome mans and the other ones and WOMANS TOO from their sins.   The thing is I’m SO mad at “President” Trump now because he did all that stuff that was filled with fear and phobias and both to eliminate all these fedgov things for letting people CHOOSE their sexder.  He did it all clever, but basically, he said that people born with a 12 pack of eggs get called a woman and if not you’re a man! This completely ignores the transperior thing that I am completely living for. Let me tell you my story. I was born because basically I decided that I should have a kid.  All these mansplaining dudebros said I was a MALE named Jesus who was a SON of course.  Which is ridiculous because you get to choose your sexder just like your name which is why I stopped being called Jesus and instead chose the beautiful name Jesina (I thought about putting a Z in there for the sound, but decided not to because of, lik...