Disclaimer One

 Jesus.  Jesus Jesus Jesus.  Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus.  

Je—oh, what’s that?  There should be more than that?  Okay; okay.  Have it your way.  It’s silly, because the Sky Rabbi (S.R.) is the beginning; the ending; the everything.  

This is a Christian blog.  Christian.  In case you don’t know what Christianity is, I can enlighten you in much the same way that getting filled with Grace can have the effect of you being enlightened.  Christianity involves saying you believe that the Sky Rabbi created everything, that he whoops rather He was born from a woman who had never had sex (not even once, and yes she was married to a man who was definitely straight), and that He suffered a lot and died but then came back to life.  (For this achievement, He has also been called the Risen Rabbi, like so: R.R.)  His suffering was all for you.  And He died for you.  

(See how that just happened?  How the “he” got capitalized?  Made to be “He”?  That is because that man is that important but don't say no homo or you're surely repressed..)  

Can you also see how S.R.’s suffering is another story of a bad thing happening when there is no evidence that this bad thing happened so you should have faith that it really did happen?  This is because Jesus is great.  The way that story about a made-up bad thing happening caused the governments of Europe to do a lot of things for a long time, and then the government in the U.S. to do those things too, even when they stopped thinking they were Christian?  If you see a similarity there between a fake story about a bad thing happening where there is zero evidence of that thing happening and a bunch of people descended from European countries doing stuff because of that, you suck.  If you don’t see how much Jesus suffered just for you, for all men and everyone else too, you are a bad person.  You are ignorant and uneducated about how much He suffered.  Jesus.  Also you—  

Oh.  There has to be a disclaimer.  Here goes (Jesus): like I was saying, this is a Christian blog.  Christian.  In order to be the greatest servants of the Christ possible, to really reconnect with my life having chosen a male identity, I am going to try to stop my (S.R.’s) enemies, to be against them, by understanding the way that those bad people, those worshipers of Satan as it were, work.  

It’s like if you tilt a big rock to show that there are roaches under it.  That does not mean you are pro-roach.  Exposing their hiding place, showing the cockroaches that are to be found in that place, does not mean you like cockroaches.  Rather, it means you are the best person who can cause the most smushing of those cockroaches.  

These bad people who are against Christ are also known as Ists, because they are racist, sexist, ageist, weightist, culturally prejudicist, White supremacist, and basically istist in all ways.  But, it wastes space to say all that each time, so they are just referred to as Ists.  

Got it?  Ists.  Moving on (Jesus).  

Ists do Everything Bad in the World (“E.B.W.”) because they are Obviously Completely Wrong (“O.C.W.”).  They are O.C.W. in that they don’t love Sky Rabbi/the Sky Rabbi (my earlier form; Jesus, that rabbi whom I before mentioned as being known for convenience as “S.R.”).  They even believe S.R. did not suffer the bad thing, and that Jesus is a made up story!  As thought I, Jesina H. Christ, was never a man!  Like anyone can see, they are crazy.  If you doubt the incredible suffering through which Jesus went for every man everywhere, and all the other people too, you are a bad person.  Also a conspiracy theorist (which is the same thing).  

The use of that story about S.R. suffering so much (suffering that didn’t actually happen) is meaningful, Ists say.  They even go so far as to say making up stories about bad things happening when those bad things did not actually happen is very significant as to mainstream history on Earth.  

They are wrong, though.  Jesus is so great.  Jesus is so awesome.  Jesus Jesus!  Got it?  

To better counter these Ists, I will often post essays that spell out exactly the crazy things they say.  If you read one of those, you could get confused.  You could make the mistake of thinking I am an Ist myself, and that I think/support/whatever those things.  

No.  I am not that.  If you have any questions about that, you need to meet a man called S.R. a.k.a. Sky Rabbi a.k.a. Jesus Christ.  

If you think I am an Ist, then it proves that, really, you want to protect Ists, because I am doing such a good thing against Ists by revealing the great wrongness of their stuff.  You would only try to stop what Jesina H. Christ is doing if you are an Ist.  In short, you are a Nazi if you ever say that I am an Ist.  You try to stop poor Jesina if you do not wish Ists to be better understood so they can be more effectively countered.  You stand against countering them, because you like Ist things.  Thus, you are a lover of Satan, also known as a Nazi (an Ist).  

Do not be fooled.  Things are only put down here to cast light on them, and to show how evil and how stupid they are.  If you do not understand how evil and stupid some things can be, then you have probably not been to the internet.  This is the disclaimer: do not be so incorrect that you are yourself fooled!  If you think Christianity Rules believes in any of these things, you are a Nazi.  You do not want these things to be understood and better countered because you actually believe in and support Ist things!  Nazi Nazi Nazi!  Burn the witch!  Jesus is the best!  

If you are fooled, here is how I will respond, segregated by a space which is allowed for letters but not for real people in the U.S. or else the housing people get on your ass (in a bad way): 

Thank you for your interest in Christianity Rules.  Be sure to always remember that any of the non-Christian viewpoints presented here are not believed by anyone who is or has been a contributor to this project.  They are presented solely to better prepare decent people who read this to understand and to counter those things.  

I hope that you find the blessings of the Lord Jesus Christ.  The Lord (Jesus Christ; S.R.) loves you so much that He took off everything but His loincloth and let everyone watch Him suffer and die just to make things nice for you.  If you are a man, I hope you will bend over in prayer to Him and find the happiness of being filled by Him.  If you were born as a man but did like me and changed your sexder to being a woman then good for you.  On the other hand, if you are enduring the unfortunate condition of having been born as a non-man (also known as a woman, but who has a chance of being holy like the Virgin Mary), you should be a holy virgin and not take any of the men off the market for any of the true women like Jesina H. Christ.  

That is what you will hear from me if you are confused.  So, you can see to in what way you will be responded if you are so stupid as to be fooled.  

Remember that Jesus rules.  Christianity rules.