Trump!

OK, I was going to be quiet for a while because I’m sooooo busy saving handsome mans and the other ones and WOMANS TOO from their sins.  

The thing is I’m SO mad at “President” Trump now because he did all that stuff that was filled with fear and phobias and both to eliminate all these fedgov things for letting people CHOOSE their sexder.  He did it all clever, but basically, he said that people born with a 12 pack of eggs get called a woman and if not you’re a man!

This completely ignores the transperior thing that I am completely living for. Let me tell you my story.

I was born because basically I decided that I should have a kid.  All these mansplaining dudebros said I was a MALE named Jesus who was a SON of course.  Which is ridiculous because you get to choose your sexder just like your name which is why I stopped being called Jesus and instead chose the beautiful name Jesina (I thought about putting a Z in there for the sound, but decided not to because of, like, visual to make it clear to people who knew me like my special friends who never got married or had any girlfriends [not even one] meaning my apostles that I was no longer going by Jesus but was now they or Jesina). 

Anyway, that's all in the past.  See, my mom (using those stupid prejudice-words since they’re so big right now) was a VIRGIN which is like the female version of a priest since when you do that you don’t take men off the market, which other females who aren’t virgins tend to do.  

Anies, I got born and got called a Son by haters who were prejudiced like that.  Because humans are what is called a meiotic species, which means they engage in sexual reproduction or there is no life therefore every person ever gets made one sex or the other by MN (not the State of Minnesota but the enemy from whom I have to save you, better known as Mother Nature), and MN is so evil/prejudiced/discriminatory/bad (same thing).  

I can save you from MN when I have my Second Deathing.  Anyhoo, so I got called a son and then there was some stuff and it’s now 2025 so I might have my Second Deathing later this year we'll see if there’s time kthxbye.  

So I was at the part where stuff happened.  Basically, I got born, I grew up, and I realized that every good looking man needed to be close to me and I had to have a SD (Second Deathing) for the sins of ALL those delectable men and every woman too.  Because of that, I had my First Deathing on the cross, which was the famous one, but there has to be a second one because people need to be put back in order.

Anyway, people are always saying to me, “Jesina doesn’t it bother you that no one prays to you in your true identity?” (they mean my sexder, which ever since my FD is WOMAN of course).  I can tell them, “Actually, people pray to me all the time.”  See, people are always saying the first part of my name, like, “Jeez!” when they do stuff like drop a hammer on their foot.  Plus, my middle initial is H, and I didn’t have a middle initial back when I was presenting as a man a few years before AD obviously, so, when people say "Jesus H Christ" they are obviously trying to get to me.  They couldn’t possibly mean my old presentation as a man, since like I said I had no middle initial then.

Lemme tell yallz a story.  Don’t worry; this is one from the 21st century after my first coming on the face of every handsome man in the world (that’s a little thing we call Divine Providence).  See, most people wouldn’t try to go in the water at the beach when it’s January since they’d get too cold, but there are these three dudebros, two of them hung, down the street from where I live.  And those two I mentioned were really attractive; definitely Jesina-material.  So I did my thing of heading down to the water in this really great thong and top combo, which is electric yellow (seems to go well with me for some reason).  And I pretended to drop my towel and bent over to get it.  Things were all going well, I’d stood up and was pretending to wipe at my face to get cold water off, and I could just imagine how wonderful it would be if those guys were checking me out.  

Things were going well, like I said, but then this one dudebro (one of the hung ones!) says really loudly, “Dudes there’s this guy out there on the beach; no shit!  And he’s goin’ in the water and got on this yellow bikini like a girl and it’s so crazy dudes!”  Things then got even worse, because he said louder like to me, “Dude why you bending like that?  You know, I can see your balls and everything!”  

Now, that is so bad!  He could have at least said, “Jeez balls!” but no.  He not only identified me like they did at birth, which is a no-no, but he missed his big chance to pray to me.  He’s done cultural-appropriation because how I live is my culture, and he’s done mansplaining 'cause he’s a man, and he’s done mis-genderification ‘cause he called me a man which I’m not, and he did other stuff too!