Up is Down

Let's try to see if you can solve a very difficult riddle.  What we will do is list some common modern statements presented as facts, followed by some older statements presented as facts.  You will then try to figure out if there is a connection between the two sets of facts.  

Modern Statements Presented as Facts

Egalitarianism

"Diversity is strength."  Everyone is fundamentally the same and any differences between people were caused by the different environments in which those people lived.  

Bang

Everything that is came from a giant burst in outer space.  

Racism

Any differences between different types of people were caused by circumstance, not real differences.  

Trains No Eye

If your mind is set right, you can disregard your birth sex and achieve unity.  

Home oh

Orgasming in a non-human-life-affirming way should be socially regarded the same as orgasming in a human-life-affirming way.  

The commonality of all these ridiculous notions is that they are a denial that matter has any bearing on the way things are.  In the real world, things are lesser than in some nice place you imagine.  

Old-fashioned Statements Presented as Fact

Egalitarianism

Everyone was made from the same source and any differences between people were caused by the different environments in which those people lived.  

Bang

Everything that is came from a giant burst in outer space.

Racism

Any differences between different types of people were caused by circumstance, not real differences.  

Trains No Eye

If your mind is set right, you can disregard your birth sex and achieve unity.  

Home oh

The orifice from which a man defecates is the same as the orifice from which a woman does not defecate.  

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The End of the Riddle

OK; figure it out?  Whatever could connect those two entirely different philosophies?  

In case you still don't have the answer, let's make it clearer.  

Modern Statements Presented as Facts

A Middle Eastern religion should replace European culture.  

Old-fashioned Statements Presented as Fact

A Middle Eastern religion should replace European culture.  

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Another End of the Riddle

OK; did you yet figure out this really, really hard riddle?  We know it's a tricky one...it's complicated.  There are, like, satellites now and stuff.  

The essential character of denying that matter matters--sic--is the same throughout.  Just like the Old Testament and the New Testament are both untrue stories about suffering (kicked out of the paradise-garden, mean pharaoh made slaves build pyramids, others, then Passion) Bangist Christianity is just another version of Jesusian Christianity.  Christianity rules.  

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