Impossible Bangism

Choosing Gods

Confronting the obvious stupidity of Jesusian Christianity can make it seem like Christianity's new form--Bangism--must be good, because it is against Jesusianism.  The idea that you have an invisible friend in the sky, who created everything in the whole world via a single burst that was six days long (whoops it was 6000 years whoops I mean 20B) is immensely, grandly stupid.  However, the false dichotomy set up to make ridiculous things on either side--such as Jesusianism--can seem like a rational consideration is set up to be so profound on one "side" that the other side actually can seem good and rational.  

Consider the easy example of Russian Communism (as seen in the formation of the U.S.S.R.) v. Jesusianism.  Bolsheviks at the time did extremely bad things in an explicitly anti-Jesusianist way, such as pouring molten lead down the throats of various liturgy-leaders, sodomizing such people with various foreign objects, and so on, along with other torture and murder.  Like with Usica (the U.S.A.) sending fighter-bombers to blow up some baby's mommy and daddy so it can starve in the dust for a few days while no one cares to help it, the actions are phenomenally evil--as evil as humans can be.  Many people can be deceived by such horrible things, and not see that the choice of the mouse running up Ramp A or Ramp B to not get poked in the butt by that icky thing back there does not mean he has exercised free choice by running up Ramp A.  The person who designed the testing environment, and who wanted to make the mouse run up one of the ramps might be responsible for the choice, but the mouse definitely isn't (even if the mouse thinks the mouse is).  

Fishing

Think now of fishing.  

A salmon has around 20-30 organs.  Those organs include associated parts of the fish, e.g. esophagus, stomach, gills, scales, swim bladder, etc.  Here's a nice list of things in a salmon: 

Blood vessels: Includes arteries, veins, and capillaries (not counted as separate organs but integral to circulation). Respiratory System Gills: Primary respiratory organs, extracting oxygen from water. Operculum: Bony structure covering and protecting the gills. Excretory System Kidneys: Filter waste from blood to produce urine; salmon have paired kidneys. Urinary bladder: Stores urine before excretion (less prominent in fish). Nervous System Brain: Controls bodily functions; includes regions like the cerebrum, cerebellum, and medulla. Spinal cord: Transmits nerve signals between brain and body. Optic lobes: Process visual information (part of the brain but notable in fish). Sensory Organs Eyes: For vision, suitable for underwater environments according to Christianity either because an omnipotent invisible rabbi or anti-mathematical randomness made it that way. Lateral line: Detects vibrations and pressure changes in water. Olfactory organs: For smell, critical for navigation and feeding. Inner ear: For balance and hearing (includes otoliths for detecting gravity). Reproductive System Gonads: Ovaries (in females) or testes (in males), producing eggs or sperm. Reproductive ducts: Transport eggs or sperm (e.g., oviduct or sperm duct). Other Organs Swim bladder: Gas-filled sac for buoyancy control. Spleen: Filters blood and supports immune function. Skin: Protective outer layer, often considered an organ due to its complex structure. Muscles: While not a single organ, skeletal muscles are critical for movement and could be considered in broad organ counts.

For purposes of this example, let's say that the salmon has just 20 organs.  A salmon liver has between 10-100 billion cells; again, favoring the popular story of evolutionary change being random, we'll use the lowest and say 10B every time.  

The rate of evolutionary change is 5 per trillion, and the Atlantic salmon has around 1 trillion cells.  So, it would have taken 2,000,000,000 (2B) years to have evolved that salmon's liver and 200,000,000,000 (200B) years to have evolved that whole salmon.  Earth is a little over 4 1/2 billion years old (4.54B).  See a problem?  

Like Earth not being a flat thing that has corners, Jesusian Christianity is wrong, and like life that is really easy to buy parts of chopped up, dyed, and presented all nice when it's dead, butchered, and presented at the grocery store, Bangist Christianity is wrong.  

Evolutionary Change

Something obviously makes all the cells in living things change way faster at certain times than 5 per trillion.  What is that something?  Just like the way a lot of technological things on Earth have changed since 1903 & 1981 (first airplane and first space shuttle, respectively), a lot of technological advancement of which we do not know has not been invented by Earthlings because they have followed the moral maxims of universalist fables (Christian stories, but people generally don't see that anti-empirical universalism as being Christian unless it involves saying you believe stories about Jesus) instead of observing reality.  The many political acts, the many horrific conflicts and associated social movements, which have resulted from often-White fantasies of matter not being important--of the arrangement of matter not mattering (sic) or being important--have had profound effects.  

Just like we understand how simple it is to use a cell phone to call a friend on the other side of the globe, it could be just as simple to turn the molecules made up by the atoms composing the material in a block of suitably sized components (£4.99/12 if you get them on sale; £7.49/12 if you don't, or in Usica $3.99/12 sale or $5.49 no sale) into a plate of healthy, tasty food, had advancement not been stymied by Christianity.  

Is that phone call to someone walking down the street in Japan magic?  No!  It is a simple matter of satellite, and I actually borrowed my friend's phone because mine ran out of battery, so…in the same way that people used to die fighting over water but lots of places now have six drinking fountains one of which is broken, food could be dismissively cheap if the way people use matter had not been repressed for so long by fantasies of universalism e.g. Christianity.  

How did molecules change during reproduction so that single-celled prokaryotic mitosic organisms became multicellular eukaryotic meiotic organisms that wear different colored old ball caps depending on how they feel that day?  We have before referred to Environmental Correspondence, by which we mean components of the Sol system (the solar system) being not individualized but environmental.  It is a great fantasy of Christianity that the soul is generated by the onsite brain, about which we can talk later.  On what you should focus if you wish to intellectually better yourself--your "self," which has nothing to do with S.R., a T Rex, a Voldemort, or any other fictional entity whatsoever--is that makes arrangements of matter sometimes change drastically, in large, coordinated amounts.  It is not a loving rabbi, and it is not random chance.