Bad Things

Whyever could people possibly be against N.A.T.O.?  Whyever could crazy people possibly think the U.S. military does bad things?  

Ists try to say that is due to happenings like the Opium Wars, where the British sent battleships to blow up i.e. kill lots of people, including women and children, to send the message that their favorite guys could sell opium no matter what the locals thought (1839).  For some reason, the Chinese didn’t like that so much, and all the relationships between China and the non-China places are affected by that.  More specifically, when a bunch of really important European-derived people show up and say things should be a certain way, that could be seen as part of the “blowing up little kids” business.  So, for some reason, a reason I can’t possibly figure out, there are certain fractures in the relationships between the E.U.S.A. and China.  (Those weird fractures are as random as evolution.)  

Stupid unsaiuntific people say things now are related to the Opium Wars.  Bombing for democracy was predicated by a bunch of European idiots thinking that it was A-OK to murder people in China because the people doing the killing knew way more about loving Jesus than the people being killed.  

And Harry Truman kind of said that expressly when he nuked Hiroshima and Nagahashi (it’s famous; you can look it up and stuff.  Something about the “intents and purposes” of the invisible man living in the sky.  Look up “Truman atomic bomb intents purposes.”  

[Don't worry; Truman was also guided by Jesus--who was no stranger to killing non-combatants, remember-- when he firebombed Tokyo etc.  You may wish to consider what you think about WW2 and how Christianity of various people played such a great part in that.  Christianity has been a very effective ideological weapon to use against Europe.  You're not just adding up all the people killed by soldiers who thought they were helping Jesus when they subjugated various Celtic tribes all the way up to Scotland, but the world wars, too.  Are we cracking into the hundreds of millions with just that, or sticking with the merely many dozens of millions?  See how great Jesusian Christianity was at killing Europeans?]  

It is a complete mystery why East Asian countries sometimes think the U.S. military is crazy and dangerous; isn’t it obvious that the U.K. only blew those things up because they’re such good people trying to do the best they can in this world?!  Seeing a pattern in things is so evil and wrong!)  

Anyhoo, the point is Christianity rules this world.  There is a lot of Islam, and even more Saiunce I mean science, covering lot of the big countries in the whole friggin’ world.  And like previously discussed, science is confirming that Jesusian Christianity was right all along.  It still says there was a genesis/bang, everyone came from Africa, and other Earth-appropriate biblical things.  So, basically, per saiunce Christianity is getting proved every day to be righter and righter.  And if you think about it, Islam was founded from the basis of Christianity also, namely the Old Testament, parts of which have been called the Torah or the Pentateuch.  So basically the Saiunce, I mean science, came from there.  And other people have been successfully deceived, as the Ists call it, by Jesusian Christianity.  (They’re really just good men who bend over to get filled by the big bang of Lord Jesus, oh it is so hot when they do that I mean so holy.)  Thus the entire world is being run on the Torah and its sequels.  That is why things are so great.  

What is that story?  The one that dominates so much of the world?  It goes like this: everything began by a big bang in outer space.  Then there was a world on which was Africa.  Everyone got made in Africa.  From there, people spread around the world, learning stuff the whole time due to finding random things that had nothing to do with technology such as guns.  Those people also did some other random things which bore no relationship whatsoever to genetics, or to social and personal habits of cleanliness, like for example having germs.  In addition, they discovered other random things that didn’t require developing smelting techniques, such as steel.  With this kind of intelligence, it came as no surprise that they eventually found out that Science made Christianity very true.  It had been the Torah all along!  How about that?  Who could have possibly guessed that?  No one could have!  It was random!  You’re a bad person if you think it wasn’t random.  

Anyway, everything began by a big bang in outer space.  Then there was time, light, and other stuff.  Everyone then got made in Africa.  During all of that Science, this invisible bloke in the sky punished this one particular group of people with these particular genes so much.  Nothing at all was made up.  It was real that they hurt so much and suffered so much.  After that, things were as they are now, and we are finally beginning to use Saiunce I mean science and experts to use expertise and expergorizmofragilopia to detail in the things every sexy man I mean all people already knew from Jesus.  Thus, Christianity rules.  

I can’t emphasize this enough: Christianity rules.  Rules.  Ists say that the way that people think, for many years, and then many more, has been Christian.  Savior-ish.  The media is often said to have a liberal bias, but it really has a pro-savior bias.  Not “pro-savior” in the sense of being pro-Jesus—there’s actually this anti-Jesus thing going on for some random reason—but pro the idea that severing people from the reality of the world is a good thing (“salvation”).  I.e. ignoring things that really happened and talking about how great it is to not be part of reality.  Universality, a one world government, a new world order, a denial that it is correct to choose between different things, etc. is this: being “saved” or “freed” from life.  Life, like every single atom in the verse, is a thing that exists because of, and through, discrimination.  That is why Decay tries to get you to not discriminate: because, when breaking things down, it is very basic and very effective to cause discrimination to happen less.  

All of the things for which Christianity stands have been scientifically proven to have happened.  It took a while, and there was some tension there, but we are finally getting to the point where Christianity is being proven right again and again.  With the new scientasticizing, we faithfully know that these things might not have left evidence that they ever happened, but they definitely did.  Happen!  Happen happen happen!  You are a bad person and a stupid person if you do not understand that these things are real.  Today's saiuntists are using the most faithful versions of science possible, and all  sexy men and women too know that the experts are right for sure this time.  You should really understand that what I think is very right this time, and you are a bad person if you do not get that.  People now are entirely different from Christians of the past, and you need to get that.  That is because experts now are Saiuntists.  S.T.E.M. and stuff.  

If you are having a crisis of faith, then you are at risk of becoming a bad person, and you must immediately remedy that problem.  That is because Jesus!  Jesus Jesus Jee- I mean Saiunce that is to say science.  Learn all of the scientific stuff and you will see.  

Now, there are divisions between the parts of the doctrines of the faith of the holy, and they are as follows: 

1) Big Bang; 

2) Out of Africa; 

3) Bad things happen that do not leave evidence they happened.  

We have covered this before; it is the list of what happened in the Bible.  That is why Christianity rules--people tend to think that they are beyond Christianity now, because they don't believe in Jesus, but they believe all the other things and think it is scientific.  The philosophy of universalism, of egalitarianism, is still popular and dominant.   

As one can see, it is completely crazy and completely illogical to doubt any of these things happened.  However, because all good men and women too so love Jesus sometimes called Saiunce I mean science I have to detail the atrocious arguments made by the people so evil they do not understand these things.  (If there were just more taxes, we could have bigger schools and teach all the little kids these things they have to know or else.)  

It is to be expected that reciting these ridiculous things will cause people to think I am supporting these things.  But, I am not.  I am allowing Ists to speak only to better know them so people can better refute them.  This is because all good men and women too have true love in their hearts for Jesus and want to show how stupid and evil His enemies are.