Evolution Fifth (Final)
Continued from Evolution Fourth.
How can things be the way they are? We have looked at how it would have taken random mutations at the observed rate to have produced an organism of today after only far more time than Earth has existed. Cellular plans mutating (generously, recall) at a rate of five cells per reproduction, the production of even one organ is farfetched, let alone an organism let alone many organisms, let alone that species predecessor, that species predecessor, and so on.
The way that can happen has been solved by Jesusianism: that story goes that S.R. did it. Just like Bangism’s dearth of justification for morality, Jesusianism fills in all holes with the caulk of Jesus (ew). It’s a stupid fantasy, a gay fantasy, and wanting teenage boys to focus not on Aphrodite but on Jesus is really revealing in a way where all the I’ll-never-get-married men orgasming at the thought of underage boys makes a sick, sick sense.
Gayness aside, though, how did all this stuff happen? Well, you know that Sol is about 4.6 billion years old, Earth is about 4.5 billion years old (just CIA it we mean search it), and you know there are whatever animals you’ve seen. How did those animals get there? You also know that this other animal, whose name you know, is here (look in the mirror if you’re not sure).
Therefore, you know that some process taking less than 4.5 billion years produced a you. People have said, “S.R. did it!” but that is junk. By the same token, people have said, “It was random!” but that is junk too. Cellular mutations had to occur at a faster rate somehow, and that is why Jesusianism’s “Sky Rabbi did it! We wuv Him!” trumps Bangisms “Lord Randomus did it” junk. The extended verbal battle between Bangist Christians and Jesusian Christians is interesting in that Jesusianism is very stupid, and Bangists get to feel superior pointing that out, but Bangist Christianity is very stupid too, and the blind “I have faith in the rabbi” offered by the Jesusians is not compelling.
What actually happened is environmental correspondence. In response to the molecules available in quantity on Earth, environments compel the production of organisms that will use those molecules. Cellular mutation happens when the available mix of molecules provides a venue for using that stellar energy; the reason that "plans for blue whale" exist is that the star in question (Sol) is generating things suited for recycling its energy production. The failure of today's institutions to investigate how life came to be perfectly suited to Earth is showcasing the continued failure of Christianity, in this case in its non-Jesus form. It is an inevitable process, like that of rainfall, where the evaporation of water is not an occurrence of magic but part of a cycle. E.g. Earth orbits Sol. Earth has this hydrogenous, oxygen-having ocean, so things are produced to use stellar energy, which things match with that water. Earth has a nitrogenous oxygen-having atmosphere, so things are produced to use stellar energy, which things match with that air.
The thing that we do not know is how Earth’s environment interacts with the process of cellular mutation. However, we know that it does interact with it. Our best alternative ideas to this interaction are, “An invisible, omnipotent sky rabbi made things be that way,” and, “It happened randomly.” Both of those explanations are extremely stupid. Jesusianism has made it take extra centuries to figure out basic scientific things. Bangism has not repressed observation for that long, but it is going strong.
In the latter case (Bangism), it is impossible that evolution happened that way. When it comes to the former case, the “creation via rabbi” is very indicative, and the stories telling about that rabbi are found to contain numerous errors. Those stories were obviously not describing something that happened.
However, Jesusianism—rabbi-worship—went along with some very sick, materially rewarding things for a very long time, some of which are still going on (consider how Italy provides an army to safeguard the Vatican). It is abundantly clear that rabbi-worship served a certain material purpose. The promise that you’d get rewards after you die in exchange for treating Middle Eastern men like your brothers who deserved to come into Europe, paired with the rationalization for letting the rules not apply to such men, show why such a fake story was made up. Jesusianism was a toxin, a set of lies meant to change European immigration law. They worked—Jesusianism got into Europe, and then like a prick in a dike expanding from the water-pressure, the centuries have seen a steady increase in the wealth transferred from Deep Europeans to Deep Middle Easterners. The money, places to live, and vaginas of Deep Europe are given to Deep Middle Easterners.
The process is often not enjoyable to experience. On a larger scale, it can be viewed as the descendants of the Cro Magnon inexplicably losing resources to the less intellectually capable descendants of other things. You can think of a mistaken hiccup in their brains making them autopathologically altruistic and cheerfully paying for dumber great apes to make them go extinct. However, whatever happens—whether they throw off the yoke and reclaim their things or just go into the night—Sol will not last forever. It will red giant, Earth will burn up, and there either won’t or will be a new set of environmental challenges for once-Earthlings to face (because they'll either be gone or they'll colonize some other planet far away).
As with other occurrences here, the situation is just decay. Similarly to morals and evolution, the Jesusian approach is more sensible than the Bangist, just like 3 is bigger than 1 even though they are both very small compared to, say, 917. In short, both rabbi-worship and faith in randomness are wrong and stupid, but rabbi-worship is less stupid.
The biggest and fattest of the sacred cows of the modern Bangist religion is evolution, and people know that it is stupid and wrong as much as people in CE1100 Europe knew that their stupid personified fantasies of worshiping the savior were stupid and wrong.
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